The AMERICAN Football Column: Week 7

Hi, hello & welcome to America’s favorite column about America’s favorite sport! I think it is anyway. Here’s the thing. People on Twitter want to tell me that the NBA is America’s new national pastime. They might be onto something. NBA players have never been more petty, and the American people & its leadership have…

The AMERICAN Football Column: Week 5

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from the first four weeks of the 2017 NFL season, it’s that football fans take their patriotism very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that they’re willing to boycott the league, burn their jerseys & tweet negativity towards the league that up until now was considered one of the things…