The AMERICAN Football Column: Week 7

Hi, hello & welcome to America’s favorite column about America’s favorite sport! I think it is anyway. Here’s the thing. People on Twitter want to tell me that the NBA is America’s new national pastime. They might be onto something. NBA players have never been more petty, and the American people & its leadership have…

The AMERICAN Football Column: Week 5

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from the first four weeks of the 2017 NFL season, it’s that football fans take their patriotism very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that they’re willing to boycott the league, burn their jerseys & tweet negativity towards the league that up until now was considered one of the things…

Cook’s 2017 Reds Recap

When you’ve spent as many years as I have on God’s green earth and watching professional sports because you’re unable to participate, you go through your share of seasons that really don’t matter. Your team is completely and utterly irrelevant, with nothing to contribute to the story of their league’s season. The Cincinnati Reds have…

Rockin’ It For The Rockies

With the Cincinnati Reds showing some youthful vigor but still way out of the playoff hunt, I find myself looking for a team to support during the 2017 MLB Playoff Race. Last year I didn’t really bother picking a team because I still had some hopes for my college, fantasy & professional football teams and…