The USB’s Fourth Annual NFL TOILET BOWLERS AWARDS! (OFFENSE)

This weekend is Pro Bowl week in the NFL. Well, we here at THE Ultimate Sports Blog are sick and tired of only the “good” football players getting all the recognition at the end of the season. What about the guys who completely sucked this year? Where is the love for them? Where is their award show?

It’s right here people. THE USB is proud to announce the FOURTH annual “TOILET BOWLERS” awards! While these guys were probably about as far away from making the Pro Bowl as possible, they still have a place in my heart for the utter garbage they showcased on the football field this year. We don’t discriminate here at The USB. We believe the shitty guys should get just as much as attention (if not more) than the good football players. They are likely the reason their respective teams suck (you will see that there are NO members of either team playing in the Super Bowl on this list), and they should either be cut or given a fair warning this off-season.

So with no further ado…..

 

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The 2017-18 NFL Toilet Bowlers

 

The Offense:

 

Starting Quarterback

DeShone Kizer (Cleveland Browns)

Passing Yards: 2,894

Touchdowns: 11

Interceptions: 22

 

Back-up Quarterback

Trevor Siemian (Denver Broncos)

Passing Yards: 2,285

Touchdowns: 12

Interceptions: 14

 

Previous Winners:

2017 Winner: STARTER – Brock Osweiler (Houston Texans), BACKUP – Ryan Fitzpatrick (New York Jets)

2016 Winner: STARTER – Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers), BACKUP –  Johnny Manziel (Cleveland Browns)

2015 Winner: STARTER – Jay Cutler (Chicago Bears), BACKUP – Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers)


 

Starting Running Back:

Carlos Hyde (San Francisco 49ers)

Rushing Yards: 940

Rushing Touchdowns: 8

Yards Per Carry: 3.9

 

Back-up Running Back

Isaiah Crowell (Cleveland Browns)

Rushing Yards: 853

Rushing Touchdowns: 2

Yards Per Carry: 4.1

 

Previous Winners:

2017 Winner: STARTER – Chris Ivory (Jacksonville Jaguars), BACKUP – Rashad Jennings (New York Giants)

2016 Winner: STARTER – DeMarco Murray (Philadelphia Eagles), BACKUP – Melvin Gordon (San Diego Chargers)

2015 Winner: STARTER – LeSean McCoy (Philadelphia Eagles), BACKUP – Matt Asiata (Minnesota Vikings)


 

Starting Wide Receiver #1

Seth Roberts (Oakland Raiders)

Receiving Yards: 455

Receiving TD’s: 1

Receptions: 43

Yards Per Reception: 10.6

 

Starting Wide Receiver #2

Rashard Higgins (Cleveland Browns)

Receiving Yards: 312

Receiving TD’s: 2

Receptions: 27

Yards Per Reception: 11.6

 

Starting Wide Receiver #3

Zay Jones (Buffalo Bills)

Receiving Yards: 316

Receiving TD’s: 2

Receptions: 27

Yards Per Reception: 11.7

 

Back-up Wide Receiver #1

DeMarcus Robinson (Kansas City Chiefs)

Receiving Yards: 212

Receiving TD’s: 0

Receptions: 21

Yards Per Reception: 10.1

 

Back-up Wide Receiver #2

Brandon LaFell (Cincinnati Bengals)

Receiving Yards: 548

Receiving TD’s: 3

Receptions: 52

Yards Per Reception: 10.5

 

Previous Winners:

2017 Winner: STARTER #1 – Nelson Agholor (Philadelphia Eagles), STARTER #2 – Torrey Smith (San Francisco 49ers), STARTER #3 – Braxton Miller (Houston Texans), BACKUP #1 – Keith Mumphrey (Houston Texans), BACKUP #2 – Seth Roberts (Oakland Raiders)

2016 Winner: STARTER #1 – Nelson Agholor (Philadelphia Eagles), STARTER #2 – Brandon LaFell (New England Patriots), STARTER #3 – Davante Adams (Green Bay Packers), BACKUP #1 – Dontrelle Inman (San Diego Chargers), BACKUP #2 – Robert Woods (Buffalo Bills)

2015 Winner: STARTER #1 – Riley Cooper (Philadelphia Eagles), STARTER #2 – Roddy White (Atlanta Falcons), STARTER #3 – Reggie Wayne (Indianapolis Colts), BACKUP #1 – Allen Hurns (Jacksonville Jaguars), BACKUP #2 – Brian Hartline (Miami Dolphins)


 

Starting Tight End #1

Vernon Davis (Washington Redskins)

Receiving Yards: 648

Receiving TD’s: 3

Run Block Grade: F

Pass Block Grade: F

 

Starting Tight End #2

Jonnu Smith (Tennessee Titans)

Receiving Yards: 157

Receiving TD’s: 2

Run Block Grade: F

Pass Block Grade: F

 

Back-up Tight End

O.J. Howard (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

Receiving Yards: 432

Receiving TD’s: 6

Run Block Grade: F

Pass Block Grade: F

 

Previous Winners:

2017 Winner: STARTER #1 – Demetrius Harris (Kansas City Chiefs), STARTER #2 – Luke Stocker (Tampa Bay Buccaneers), BACKUP – Will Tye (New York Giants)

2016 Winner: STARTER #1 – Jared Cook (Los Angeles Rams), STARTER #2 – Vernon Davis (Denver Broncos), BACKUP – Julius Thomas (Jacksonville Jaguars)

2015 Winner: STARTER #1 – Jeff Cumberland (New York Jets), STARTER #2 – Mychal Rivera (Oakland Raiders), BACKUP – John Carlson (Arizona Cardinals)


 

Starting Center

Wesley Johnson (New York Jets)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F

 

Back-up Center

Spencer Pulley (Los Angeles Chargers)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F

 

Previous Winners:

2017 Winner: STARTER – Zane Beadles (San Francisco 49ers), BACKUP – Graham Glasgow (Detroit Lions)

2016 Winner: STARTER – Trevor Robinson (San Diego Chargers), BACKUP – Cody Wallace (Pittsburgh Steelers)

2015 Winner: STARTER – Scott Wells (Los Angeles Rams), BACKUP – Lyle Sendlein (Arizona Cardinals)


 

Starting Guard #1

Jeremy Vujnovich (Indianapolis Colts)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F

 

Starting Guard #2

Xavier Su’a-Filo (Houston Texans)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F

 

Back-up Guard #1

Brian Winters (New York Jets)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F

 

Back-up Guard #2

Kenny Wiggins (Los Angeles Chargers)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F

 

Previous Winners:

2017 Winner: STARTER #1 – Germain Ifedi (Seattle Seahawks), STARTER #2 – Jonotthan Harrison (Indianapolis Colts), BACKUP #1 – Joshua Garnett (San Francisco 49ers), BACKUP #2 – Jermon Bushrod (Miami Dolphins)

2016 Winner: STARTER #1 – Marcus Martin (San Francisco 49ers), STARTER #2 – Dallas Thomas (Miami Dolphins), BACKUP #1 – Justin Britt (Seattle Seahawks), BACKUP #2 – Erik Pears (San Francisco 49ers)

2015 Winner: STARTER #1 – Mike McGlynn (Kansas City Chiefs), STARTER #2 – Erik Pears (Buffalo Bills), BACKUP #1 – Davin Joseph (Los Angeles Rams), BACKUP #2 – Seantrel Henderson (Buffalo Bills)


 

Starting Offensive Tackle #1

Breno Giacomini (Houston Texans)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F

 

Starting Offensive Tackle #2

Cam Robinson (Jacksonville Jaguars)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F

 

Back-up Offensive Tackle #1

John Wetzel (Arizona Cardinals)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F

 

Back-up Offensive Tackle #2

Halapoulivaati Vaitai (Philadelphia Eagles)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F

 

Previous Winners:

2017 Winner: STARTER #1 – George Fant (Seattle Seahawks), STARTER #2 – Donald Stephenson (Denver Broncos), BACKUP #1 – T.J. Clemmings (Minnesota Vikings), BACKUP #2 – Earl Watford (Arizona Cardinals)

2016 Winner: STARTER #1 – Ereck Flowers (New York Giants), STARTER #2 – Greg Robinson (Los Angeles Rams), BACKUP #1 – Jason Fox (Miami Dolphins), BACKUP #2 – Donovan Smith (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

2015 Winner: STARTER #1 – Jake Matthews (Atlanta Falcons), BACKUP #1 – Byron Bell (Carolina Panthers)

 

And that’s it for today!

Make sure you check back tomorrow for the FOURTH ANNUAL TOILET BOWLERS DEFENSE AWARDS!!!!!!!

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