NFL Sunday Grades: Week Three

Another NFL Sunday is in the books. In case you missed it last week, THIS is the column you need to read to get an update on how every team looked this past weekend.

Make sure you don’t look like a fool in your office this week and memorize this piece….

Don’t be THAT guy……

Got it?………….

 

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Arizona Cardinals (1-2): 18     Buffalo Bills (1-2): 33

Arizona’s Offensive Grade: D

Arizona’s Defensive Grade: C+

Buffalo’s Offensive Grade: C+

Buffalo’s Defensive Grade: A-

Arizona’s Offensive MVP: David Johnson (19 carries, 83 rushing yards, 2 touchdowns)

Arizona’s Defensive MVP: Patrick Peterson (5 tackles, 1 interception)

Buffalo’s Offensive MVP: LeSean McCoy (17 carries, 110 rushing yards, 2 touchdowns)

Buffalo’s Defensive MVP: Stephon Gilmore (3 tackles, 4 passes deflected, 2 interceptions)

You need to do better next time (Cardinals): Carson Palmer (26 of 50 for 287 yards, 4 interceptions, 36.0 QB Rating)

You need to do better next time (Bills): Tyrod Taylor (14 of 25 for 119 yards, 1 interception, 51.9 QB Rating)

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Oakland Raiders (2-1): 17     Tennessee Titans (1-2): 10

Oakland’s Offensive Grade: B-

Oakland’s Defensive Grade: B

Tennessee’s Offensive Grade: C-

Tennessee’s Defensive Grade: C

Oakland’s Offensive MVP: Michael Crabtree (8 receptions, 102 yards)

Oakland’s Defensive MVP: Reggie Nelson (6 tackles, 2 passes deflected, 1 fumble recovered, 1 interception)

Tennessee’s Offensive MVP: DeMarco Murray (16 carries, 114 rushing yards, 1 touchdown)

Tennessee’s Defensive MVP: Avery Williamson (9 tackles, 1 QB hit, 1 interception)

You need to do better next time (Raiders): Latavius Murray (10 carries, 37 rushing yards)

You need to do better next time (Titans): Marcus Mariota (17 of 33 for 214 yards, 2 interceptions, 46.8 QB Rating)

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Cleveland Browns (0-3): 24        Miami Dolphins (1-2): 30

Cleveland’s Offensive Grade: B+

Cleveland’s Defensive Grade: D+

Miami’s Offensive Grade: B+

Miami’s Defensive Grade: D+

Cleveland’s Offensive MVP: Terrelle Pryor (8 receptions, 144 receiving yards, 4 carries, 21 rushing yards, 1 touchdown)

Cleveland’s Defensive MVP: Briean Boddy-Calhoun (4 tackles, 1 interception, 1 touchdown)

Miami’s Offensive MVP: Jarvis Landry (7 receptions, 120 receiving yards, 1 touchdown)

Miami’s Defensive MVP: Reshad Jones (10 tackles, 0.5 sacks, 3 tackles for loss, 1 pass deflected)

You need to do better next time (Browns): Cody Kessler (2 fumbles)

You need to do better next time (Dolphins): Ryan Tannehill (2 interceptions, 1 fumble)

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Baltimore Ravens (3-0): 19       Jacksonville Jaguars (0-3): 17

Baltimore’s Offensive Grade: C-

Baltimore’s Defensive Grade: A-

Jacksonville’s Offensive Grade: D+

Jacksonville’s Defensive Grade: B+

Baltimore’s Offensive MVP: Steve Smith Sr. (8 receptions, 87 receiving yards)

Baltimore’s Defensive MVP: Zachary Orr (8 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, 2 passes deflected)

Jacksonville’s Offensive MVP: Allen Robinson (7 receptions, 57 receiving yards, 2 touchdowns)

Jacksonville’s Defensive MVP: Paul Posluszny (12 tackles, 1 interception)

You need to do better next time (Ravens): Joe Flacco (29 of 40 for 214 yards, 2 interceptions, 64.0 QB Rating)

You need to do better next time (Jaguars): Chris Ivory (12 carries, 14 rushing yards)

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Detroit Lions (1-2): 27       Green Bay Packers (2-1): 34

Detroit’s Offensive Grade: B+

Detroit’s Defensive Grade: D+

Green Bay’s Offensive Grade: B+

Green Bay’s Defensive Grade: C-

Detroit’s Offensive MVP: Marvin Jones (6 receptions, 205 receiving yards, 2 touchdowns)

Detroit’s Defensive MVP: Kerry Hyder (2 tackles, 1 sack)

Green Bay’s Offensive MVP: Aaron Rodgers (15 of 24 for 205 yards, 4 touchdowns, 129.3 QB Rating)

Green Bay’s Defensive MVP: Nick Perry (7 tackles, 2 sacks, 1 pass deflected)

You need to do better next time (Lions): Theo Riddick (10 carries, 9 rushing yards)

You need to do better next time (Packers): Randall Cobb (1 reception, 33 receiving yards)

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Denver Broncos (3-0): 29          Cincinnati Bengals (1-2): 17

Denver’s Offensive Grade: B

Denver’s Defensive Grade: B-

Cincinnati’s Offensive Grade: C

Cincinnati’s Defensive Grade: D+

Denver’s Offensive MVP: Trevor Siemian (23 of 35 for 312 yards, 4 touchdowns, 132.1 QB Rating)

Denver’s Defensive MVP: Shane Ray (6 tackles, 3 sacks)

Cincinnati’s Offensive MVP: Jeremy Hill (17 carries, 97 rushing yards, 2 touchdowns)

Cincinnati’s Defensive MVP: Adam Jones (7 tackles, 1 pass deflected)

You need to do better next time (Broncos): C.J. Anderson (14 carries, 37 rushing yards)

You need to do better next time (Bengals): Andy Dalton (21 of 31 for 206 yards, 1 interception, 72.8 QB Rating)

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Minnesota Vikings (3-0): 22          Carolina Panthers (1-2): 10

Minnesota’s Offensive Grade: D+

Minnesota’s Defensive Grade: A

Carolina’s Offensive Grade: D-

Carolina’s Defensive Grade: A-

Minnesota’s Offensive MVP: Kyle Rudolph (7 receptions, 70 receiving yards, 1 touchdown)

Minnesota’s Defensive MVP: Everson Griffen (4 tackles, 3 sacks, 4 QB hits)

Carolina’s Offensive MVP: Greg Olsen (6 receptions, 64 receiving yards)

Carolina’s Defensive MVP: Thomas Davis (10 tackles, 1 sack, 2 tackles for loss)

You need to do better next time (Vikings): Jerick McKinnon (16 carries, 45 rushing yards)

You need to do better next time (Panthers): Cam Newton (21 of 35 for 262 yards, 3 interceptions, 47.6 QB Rating)

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Washington Redskins (1-2): 29          New York Giants (2-1): 27

Washington’s Offensive Grade: B+

Washington’s Defensive Grade: C

New York’s Offensive Grade: B-

New York’s Defensive Grade: D+

Washington’s Offensive MVP: Kirk Cousins (21 of 35 for 296 yards, 2 touchdowns, 106.4 QB Rating)

Washington’s Defensive MVP: Josh Norman (6 tackles, 2 passes deflected)

New York’s Offensive MVP: Sterling Shepard (5 receptions, 73 receiving yards, 1 touchdown)

New York’s Defensive MVP: Jason Pierre-Paul (8 tackles, 1 sack, 2 tackles for loss, 1 pass deflected)

You need to do better next time (Redskins): Matt Jones (17 carries, 65 rushing yards)

You need to do better next time (Giants): Eli Manning (2 interceptions, 2 fumbles)

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Los Angeles Rams (2-1): 37         Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-2): 32

Los Angeles’ Offensive Grade: D+

Los Angeles’ Defensive Grade: C

Tampa Bay’s Offensive Grade: C-

Tampa Bay’s Defensive Grade: D+

Los Angeles’ Offensive MVP: Tavon Austin (5 receptions, 82 receiving yards, 1 touchdown)

Los Angeles’ Defensive MVP: Mark Barron (9 tackles, 1 QB hit, 1 interception)

Tampa Bay’s Offensive MVP: Mike Evans (10 receptions, 132 receiving yards, 1 touchdown)

Tampa Bay’s Defensive MVP: Kwon Alexander (7 tackles, 1 interception, 1 touchdown)

You need to do better next time (Rams): Todd Gurley (27 carries, 85 rushing yards, 3.1 yards per attempt)

You need to do better next time (Buccaneers): Vincent Jackson (3 receptions, 37 receiving yards)

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San Francisco 49ers (1-2): 18         Seattle Seahawks (2-1): 37

San Francisco’s Offensive Grade: C-

San Francisco’s Defensive Grade: D

Seattle’s Offensive Grade: B+

Seattle’s Defensive Grade: B+

San Francisco’s Offensive MVP: Carlos Hyde (21 carries, 103 yards, 2 touchdowns)

San Francisco’s Defensive MVP: Eric Reid (12 tackles, 1 pass deflected, 1 QB hit)

Seattle’s Offensive MVP: Christine Michael (20 carries, 106 rushing yards, 2 touchdowns)

Seattle’s Defensive MVP: Bobby Wagner (6 tackles, 2 passes deflected, 1 interception)

You need to do better next time (49ers): Blaine Gabbert (14 of 25 for 119 yards, 1 interception, 51.9 QB Rating)

You need to do better next time (Seahawks): Jimmy Graham (1 fumble)

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New York Jets (1-2): 3         Kansas City Chiefs (2-1): 24

New York’s Offensive Grade: F

New York’s Defensive Grade: C+

Kansas City’s Offensive Grade: B-

Kansas City’s Defensive Grade: A

New York’s Offensive MVP: Bilal Powell (4 carries, 30 rushing yards, 6 receptions, 41 receiving yards)

New York’s Defensive MVP: Darron Lee (6 tackles, 0.5 sacks, 2 tackles for loss)

Kansas City’s Offensive MVP: Travis Kelce (6 receptions, 89 receiving yards, 1 touchdown)

Kansas City’s Defensive MVP: Marcus Peters (1 tackles, 2 interceptions)

You need to do better next time (Jets): Ryan Fitzpatrick (20 of 44 for 188 yards, 6 interceptions, 18.2 QB Rating)

You need to do better next time (Chiefs): Spencer Ware (20 carries, 75 rushing yards, 1 fumble)

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San Diego Chargers (1-2): 22        Indianapolis Colts (1-2): 26

San Diego’s Offensive Grade: C-

San Diego’s Defensive Grade: B-

Indianapolis’ Offensive Grade: C

Indianapolis’ Defensive Grade: B-

San Diego’s Offensive MVP: Philip Rivers (26 of 39 for 330 yards, 92.9 QB Rating)

San Diego’s Defensive MVP: Casey Hayward (3 tackles, 1 interception)

Indianapolis’ Offensive MVP: T.Y. Hilton (8 receptions, 174 receiving yards, 1 touchdown)

Indianapolis’ Defensive MVP: Erik Walden (3 tackles, 2 sacks)

You need to do better next time (Chargers): Melvin Gordon (16 carries, 35 rushing yards)

You need to do better next time (Colts): Dwayne Allen (3 catches, 35 receiving yards)

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Pittsburgh Steelers (2-1): 3       Philadelphia Eagles (3-0): 34

Pittsburgh’s Offensive Grade: F

Pittsburgh’s Defensive Grade: D-

Philadelphia’s Offensive Grade: A

Philadelphia’s Defensive Grade: A

Pittsburgh’s Offensive MVP: Antonio Brown (12 catches, 140 receiving yards)

Pittsburgh’s Defensive MVP: Stephon Tuitt (5 tackles, 1 tackle for loss)

Philadelphia’s Offensive MVP: Carson Wentz (23 of 32 for 301 yards, 2 touchdowns, 125.9 QB Rating)

Philadelphia’s Defensive MVP: Rodney McLeod (5 tackles, 2 passes deflected, 1 interception)

You need to do better next time (Steelers): DeAngelo Williams (8 carries, 21 rushing yards)

You need to do better next time (Eagles): Trey Burton (2 catches, 19 receiving yards, 6 targets)

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Chicago Bears (0-3): 17       Dallas Cowboys (2-1): 31

Chicago’s Offensive Grade: C-

Chicago’s Defensive Grade: D

Dallas’ Offensive Grade: B+

Dallas’ Defensive Grade: B

Chicago’s Offensive MVP: Brian Hoyer (30 of 49 for 317 yards, 2 touchdowns, 93.7 QB Rating)

Chicago’s Defensive MVP: Jerrell Freeman (12 tackles)

Dallas’ Offensive MVP: Dak Prescott (19 of 24 for 248 yards, 1 touchdown, 123.6 QB Rating)

Dallas’ Defensive MVP: Barry Church (9 tackles, 1 pass deflected)

You need to do better next time (Bears): Kevin White (6 catches, 62 receiving yards, 14 targets)

You need to do better next time (Cowboys): Jason Witten (2 catches, 25 receiving yards)

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And that’s it for week three! See you next week for all the amazing action in week four of the NFL season….

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